{"id":1646,"date":"2026-02-26T07:15:00","date_gmt":"2026-02-26T12:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bfytwpod.com\/?p=1646"},"modified":"2026-02-23T14:43:41","modified_gmt":"2026-02-23T19:43:41","slug":"show-309-doesnt-clean-a-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bfytwpod.com\/?p=1646","title":{"rendered":"Show #309 Doesn&#8217;t Clean a Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-spreaker wp-block-embed-spreaker\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" title=\"Show #309 Doesn&#039;t Clean a Thing - Because Fuck You That&#039;s Why Podcast\" src=\"https:\/\/widget.spreaker.com\/player?episode_id=70235853&#038;theme=light&#038;playlist=false&#038;cover_image_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net%2Fimages.spreaker.com%2Foriginal%2Fdc8246e664769c936c720144321c4e0c.jpg#?secret=LBs2aQ1Zss\" data-secret=\"LBs2aQ1Zss\" width=\"500\" height=\"750\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Are you ready for some insanity!? We have the episode for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">We&#8217;ve got three INSANE news stories this week, so I&#8217;m inventing a new game just for these:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Game 1 &#8211; Have I Got Absurd News For You<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">I&#8217;ve got three news stories, all our players have to do is tell me which one I&#8217;ve judged to be the most insane story of the week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Story 1 &#8211; Naked Man Steals An Ambulance With a Patient Inside <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsaw.com\/2026\/02\/19\/suspect-identified-stolen-ambulance-chase-with-patient-still-inside\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/www.wsaw.com\/2026\/02\/19\/suspect-identified-stolen-ambulance-chase-with-patient-still-inside\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Story 2 &#8211; &#8216;Ridiculous&#8217; Plan Developed at Florida Zoo Saves Wild Rhino&#8217;s Eye in Africa <a href=\"https:\/\/apnews.com\/article\/rhino-eye-treatment-florida-zimbabwe-dcf53d149e13cc077c2739999d2d6d9e\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/apnews.com\/article\/rhino-eye-treatment-florida-zimbabwe-dcf53d149e13cc077c2739999d2d6d9e<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Story 3 &#8211; Chinese Woman Adjusts Community Mirror for Better Feng Shui, Causes Series of Traffic Accidents <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scmp.com\/news\/people-culture\/trending-china\/article\/3341528\/china-woman-adjusts-community-traffic-mirror-better-feng-shui-causing-series-accidents\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/www.scmp.com\/news\/people-culture\/trending-china\/article\/3341528\/china-woman-adjusts-community-traffic-mirror-better-feng-shui-causing-series-accidents<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Game 2 &#8211; One Thing or Another I&#8217;ve got two lists of ten things, and our players just have to tell me whether it&#8217;s one thing or another. Each player gets to guess at half of each list, and whoever gets more correct after both lists wins the game and earns two episode points.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Game 3 &#8211; 4 Out of 5 Dentists<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">I&#8217;ve got five surveys asking questions like &#8220;what percentage of Americans believe in ghosts&#8221;, and one player will guess the exact percentage &#8211; if they are within ten points high or low, they&#8217;ll get a point. The other player will guess whether the actual answer is higher or lower, and they&#8217;ll get a point if they&#8217;re correct.<br>After all five surveys, the player with the highest score wins the game and gets three episode points.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Promos From the Middle<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Proudly Sponsored by Peace, Love, &amp; Bud<br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.plbud.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/www.plbud.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">WeedStock<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Shoutouts to our Patrons; Mexi, Justin B, Kristin F ,Jeramey F ,Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Dave A, Erin S, Donna\/Colin Maggs,The GateLeapers, Kacey S., William M., Crunchie, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., Jeff S, Gina W., 8Bit, Matt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/BFYTW\">https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/BFYTW<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Our Merch Available by contacting us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCyJG-PDn6su32Et_eSiC6RQ\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCyJG-PDn6su32Et_eSiC6RQ<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">A MidnightSmoke Production<br>https:\/\/bfytwpod.com\/?p=1644<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bfytwpod.com\/?p=1644\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Show #308 We\u2019re Not Lost Anymore<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you ready for some insanity!? 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